Damsel in Distress

That time of the month can be downright crippling from debilitating menstrual cramps. These cookies have been infused with medicine from Mother Nature herself.

Ingredients:
Wheat flour, Sugar, Salt, Shortening, Sodium Bicarbonate, Dark Chocolate Chips, White Chocolate Chips (Cocoa Mass), Extract of Vanilla, Extract of Cannabis.

Store in a cool dry place.
Inaccessible to children and pets.

For severe menstrual cramps, consume between a quarter and half a cookie.

Size: 3 Cookies